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Total Medals Earned: 45 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 515 Points

Binding of Isaac DEMO

Basement Unlocked 6/7/13
10 Points
kill the first boss
Master of Sins Unlocked 6/7/13
25 Points
find and kill a miniboss
Money well spent 25 Points buy somethign in the shop
Cave 50 Points Kill the second boss
Secret room 50 Points find it

Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 8/10/15
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 8/10/15
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 8/10/15
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 8/10/15
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 8/10/15
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 8/10/15
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha 25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie 25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)

Chibi Knight

Furball-slayer Unlocked 12/27/12
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Dragon-slayer 5 Points Beat Island Beast
Chibi-mage 10 Points Get all 4 spells
Demon-slayer 25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi 25 Points Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Slash-n'-burn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/155 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 12/29/12
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Dead Detention #2.5

Episode 2.5 Unlocked 8/12/15
5 Points
Start playing Episode 2.5.
MERU MERU Unlocked 8/12/15
5 Points
Answer the phone call.
Red 5 Points Kill the first zombie.
Ryan 5 Points Kill the second zombie.
Subject 44 5 Points Finish playing Episode 2.5.
Golden Astronaut 50 Points Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/75 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Chicken Molester Unlocked 6/7/13
5 Points
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
First Blood Unlocked 6/7/13
5 Points
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
Slime Cat Unlocked 6/7/13
5 Points
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Deforestation Problem Unlocked 6/7/13
25 Points
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
300 Damage 5 Points Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
3K Damage 5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Art Appreciator 5 Points Check out some of the art galleries.
Burn Baby Burn 5 Points Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
First Casualty 5 Points Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Kamikaze 5 Points Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Lava Burns 5 Points Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Limits Were Broken 5 Points Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Lunchtime 5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Marathon Runner 5 Points Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Mega Resistance 5 Points Absorb some elemental damage.
Millionaire 5 Points Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
New Skill Found 5 Points Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
New Skill Learnt 5 Points Learn the first of many new skills.
Overkill 5 Points Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Overpriced Snacks 5 Points Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Panty Thief 5 Points Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Pervert 5 Points Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power On 5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Slimy Situation 5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Start the Game Already 5 Points Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Step Over the Dead 5 Points Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Taste Pain 5 Points Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Unknown Power Level 5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe.
Used Cut 5 Points Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Used Flash 5 Points Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Used Rock Smash 5 Points Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Used Strength 5 Points Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Used... Ladder? 5 Points Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Water Conducts 5 Points Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Winter is Coming 5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
300K Damage 10 Points Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
30K Damage 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Best Customer 10 Points Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Death Penalty 10 Points Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Extinction Event 10 Points Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Extra Lives 10 Points Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Invaders from Space 10 Points Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Level 10 10 Points Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Level 20 10 Points Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Level 30 10 Points Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Level 40 10 Points Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Monster Hunter 10 Points Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
NPC Helper 10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
NPC Servant 10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
NPC Slave 10 Points Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Power of Courage 10 Points Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Zoology Student 10 Points Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Ancient Civilization 25 Points Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Blacksmith 25 Points Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Digging Too Deep 25 Points Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Electrical Engineer 25 Points Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Extreme Gardener 25 Points Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
I See Dead People 25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Keen Eye 25 Points Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Leet Hacker 25 Points Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Lost Ruins 25 Points Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Lumberjack 25 Points Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Plants Eat You 25 Points Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Realm of Robots 25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Rock Miner 25 Points Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Slime Cat King 25 Points Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
The Gang's All Here 25 Points Find all of your missing party members.
3M Damage 50 Points Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Beastmaster 50 Points Unlock all summon creatures.
Equipment Collector 50 Points Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Zoology Expert 50 Points Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Cat Person 100 Points Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
The World is Saved 100 Points Beat the game and save the world.

Medals Earned: 4/76 (40/1,200 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 7/9/13
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 7/9/13
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 7/9/13
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 7/9/13
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 8/19/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points [Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points [Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points [Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points [Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points [Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)

MURDER

Love Always Remains Unlocked 8/6/15
25 Points
Take the easy way out.
Whyyyyy? Unlocked 8/6/15
25 Points
Kinghood suxx
Eternity Unlocked 8/12/15
50 Points
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Party In The Dungeon 25 Points That's quite a busy reign

Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/125 points)

Pop! Pop! Pop!

First Picture Unlocked 1/6/17
5 Points
Uncovered a picture for the first time
First Pop Unlocked 1/6/17
5 Points
Poped your first balloon to uncover a picture
Peeping Tom 10 Points Seen all pictures.
Sniper 10 Points Uncovered last picture with 100% accuracy.
Pictures Collector 25 Points Uncovered all pictures
Master Sniper 50 Points Uncovered all pictures with 100% accuracy.
Curious Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Girl Uncovered Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/115 points)